Government launches new export drive with public appeal

Preparations started immediately after the last election

The Government’s new export drive is to be spearheaded by furniture exports, the Prime Minister offering up her own Cabinet to kick-start the new programme.

The Prime Minister has asked for volunteers to export her Cabinet out of the country by 28th March 2019, to seek out further export opportunities from various personal “export leadership satellite outbases”, situated around the world in Burgundy, Tuscany, Cannes and Monaco.

A government spokesintern could not confirm how and when the Cabinet would be returned to No.10.